Sound Effects Tracklist[]
Talking Alarm Clock: "Good Morning" at 6:00 A.M.
"Visiting" the Bathroom: Number 1 (With Zipper and Flush)
Shaving: Straight Razor (Filling Sink, Lathering up, Toweling off, ...)
Brushing Teeth, Gag and Gargle
English Muffin: Loud Chomping and Chewing
Door Bell (Westminster Chimes)
Door Banging: Violent With Yelling "Come on, Let Me In"
Door Creaking 1 (Or Coffin Lid)
Blender: Crushing Ice/Changing Speed/Adding More Ice
Chewing and Crunching on Ice Cubes
Squealing Styrofoam Lid on Cooler
Squeezable Ketchup Container: Getting the Last Drop
Popsicle Experience: Unwrapping, Licking, Sucking and Slurping
Straw in Milkshake Experience: Drawing the Last Drop
Door to Door Sales Pitch: Youth Organization Rep Selling Soup to Nuts
Talking Alarm Clock: "Second Call" at 6:09 A.M.
Screaming Heavy Metal Electric Guitar Solo
Motorcycle: 2 Stroke Dirt Bike (Kick Starting)
Motorcycle: 2 Stroke Dirt Bike Passing Left to Right, Right to Left
Harley-Davidson Motorcycle: Electronic Ignition and Idle
Horns: Two Cars and a Morotcycle in Concert
Electric Hand-Held Hairdryer: Blowing from Low to High
Crushing Aluminum Cans and Tossing into Recycling Bin
Vacuum Cleaner: Passing Near and Far
Switching TV Channels With Remote Control: Most Annoying
Sleigh Bells: Authentic Sleigh Bell Strap
Tool Box: Searching for Just the Right Tool
Smoke Detector: Alarm Sounding
Modern Telephone Ringing: No One Home
Cat Meowing and Purring: Introducing Kitten
Electricity: Static and Frequency
Welding Torch: Popping at Ignition/Glowing/Re-Lighting/Glowing
Lathe: Plastic - Startup, Carving Plastic
Band Saw: Cutting Thick Wood/Laboring Blade
Video Game: Shots, Pings, Explosions, and Points Scored
Train Whistle 1:11 Pulls, Varying Length, Pitch and Strength
Train Whistle 2:13 Pulls (Lower Pitch), Varying Length and Strength
Train Whistle 3:20 Pulls (Higher Pitch), Varying Length and Strength
Train Whistles: 3 Whistles in Concert (Many Pulls)
Belch: Unbelievably Long and Disgusting
Taps (Authentic): Pure and Simple
Talking Alarm Clock: "Third and Last Call" at 6:18 A.M. With Endless a
George of the Jungle Drum Beat
Plugging Electric Guitar into Amplifier
Microphone Voice Check With Feedback
Do It One More Time! (3-Year-Old Girl)
Psycho Killer in Preparation (Knife Sharpening and Salivating)
One Long Scream of Distress (Female)
Slurping and Gulping Soup (Ugh!)
Laughing (Male...Hearty, Somewhat Diabolical)
Hacking Phlegm and Expectorating (Hocker to the East, Loogie to the W)
Multiples of the Preceding With Coughing Added for the Afficionado
Balloon Squeals I (One Blow and Trying to Tie It Off)
Balloon Squeals II (Ends With Backwards Air Flutter)
Fingernails Scratching on Chalkboard
Crystal Glass ("Ping" and Rim Rubbing)
Crystal Glass Choir (3 Pitches)
Unloading Dishwasher (Opening, Emptying and Closing)
Coffee Grinder (Decaf): Opening Bag, Pouring Beans and Grinding
Cappuccino Machine (Brewing and Frothing - Sooooo Loud!)
Food Processor (Start, Pulse and Stop)
Gas Stove (Electronic Ignition)
Frying Potatoes (Cast Iron Skillet/Metal Spatula Scraping)
High Speed Drill Press (Large Bit - Start up and Wind Down)
Piano Chord VII (Rhythmic Pounding)
Moving Furniture (Left to Right)
Metal Cabinet Doors (Opening and Closing)
Paper (Tearing, Ripping and Crumpling)
Shuffling Cards and Dealing (On Glass Table)
Mom, Do You Have Any Money? (Insistent 3-Year-Old...Successful Endi)
I Have To Go Potty (Same 3-Year-Old)
"Visiting" the Bathroom: Number 1 (Female Process)
Shower (Sliding Doors, Water on and off, Final Drips, Doors Again)
Pipe Organ "Amen" (The Big Finish!)
Lead-In Groove on "Ancient" LP
Electric Guitar Temper Tantrum (Being Smashed Against Wall)
Gas Generator (Start up, Idle, Sputter)
Same Generator (Shutting Down With Backfire)
Jackhammer Breaking up Asphalt
Bobcat Bulldozer (Approaching, Shovel Loading, Retreating & Repeating)
Deep Freezer - Searching for Dinner (Opening, Digging to the ...)
"Three Speckled Frogs" Cutesy 3 Year Old Alexandra Singing
Little Alex and Her Sister Devin Sing and Play the Piano...Not!
Wesley's 2nd Birthday Party (Unwrapping Gifts)
Pee Wee Football Practice (Exercises, Coach's Comments and Clapping It)
Small Prop Single Engine Airplane (Approach, Passover & Fade)
Sliding Window Sequence (Draw Drapes, Unlock, Slide Open, Slide ...)
Striking Wooden Match and Blowing Out Flame
Irritating Nervous Finger Tapping (2 Hands)
Irritating Nervous Finger Tapping (1 Hand)
Loose Change Spilling on Counter
Separating and Counting Coins on Counter
Electric Can Opener Sequence (Attaching, Opening, Removing)
Clothes Dryer Sequence (Door Open, Close, Turn on...Sneakers ...)
Loading CD into Player Drawer...CD Mistracks
Old Time Victrola (Cranking up, Needle Drop, Scratchy 78, Lead Out and
Lead Out Groove on "Ancient" LP Needle Skipping..."Turn It off, Alread
In the Torture Chamber - Screams (Male)
Vampire: "I Want to Suck Your Blood"
Man Begging: Please Don't Hurt Me...
Woman Begging: "Please Don't Hurt Me..."
Banging: It's Coming and It's Big!
Adjusting the Torture Equipment
Table Saw - Splitting Personalities
Out of the Fire and into the Frying Pan
Flight from Fright - With Heavy Breathing
Grandfather Clock Strikes Midnight
Dragging the Body up the Stairs
Poltergeist: Shake, Rattle and Roll
Invocation Employed Towards the Conjuration of Destruction
First Enochian Key (In English)
Night Ambience (With Crickets)
Setting the Fire (With Match Strike)
Organ Mood Music 1: Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor/Virgil Fox (E)
Organ Mood Music 2: Toccata/Virgil Fox