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May 14, 2008 - July 15, 2012
1000 Ways to Die is an American docufiction anthology television series that aired on Spike from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012, and also aired on Comedy Central during its run. The program recreates unusual supposed deaths, true events, and debunked urban legends, and includes interviews with real medical experts who describe the science behind each death. Up until the end of season one, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews of those involved in the situations. A portion of these deaths have been nominated for or have received a Darwin Award. Ron Perlman served as the narrator on every episode since the third episode (with Thom Beers narrating the first two episodes); beginning with the episode "Tweets from the Dead", Joe Irwin was featured as the replacement narrator.
Spike burned off the final four episodes, ending the series with the airing of "Death, The Final Frontier." 1000 Ways to Die was canceled after the producers and stars of the show ran a strike against the network.
Summary[]
1000 Ways to Die takes a tongue-in-cheek dark humor approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from both myths and science, and the show makes liberal use of artistic license to significantly embellish or change the circumstances of real-life incidents that resulted in death for greater entertainment value. Not only are the names changed, but also substantial amounts of the locations, dates and context. Four notable exceptions are the accurate descriptions of the deaths of Harry Houdini, Jack Daniel, Mary Mallon, and Sigurd Eysteinsson, although the latter's death was depicted as having occurred in Norway but in actuality it occurred in Scotland.
A frequently recurring motif is that of unsympathetic or unintelligent individuals' choices backfiring on them, resulting in death.
Some of the deaths resemble real life events they are based on, for example death No. 197 – "Dead Eye" was based on the real life death of Jon Desborough.
Some take enormous poetic license with the truth. For example, death No. 692 – "Gone Fission", a story of two hapless Yemeni terrorists in 2009, implausibly attempting to build an atomic bomb, was based on the real Demon Core accident involving U.S. scientist Harry Daghlian in 1945.
Some of the stories include elements of truth, for example No. 396 – "Onesie & Donesie," where an accident-prone TV shopping network host is injured by a collapsing ladder, stabbed by the tip of a broken katana, then finally burned to death when a onesie he is wearing catches fire. The ladder collapse happened to Harold McCoo on the Cable Value Network in 1988, although he was unhurt. The katana incident happened to Shawn Leflar on The Knife Collector's Show on the Shop at Home Network in 2001. However, the third part of the story is made up.
The show is filled with black humor (particularly in the narration) which tempers the otherwise somber theme of death. It portrays the deaths using live-action recreations of the events along with expert and sometimes witness testimony, also using graphic computer-generated imagery animations, similar to those used in the popular TV show CSI, to illustrate the ways people have died, similar to the "X-Ray moves" of the 2011 reboot of Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat X, due to them showing bones being fractured and organs being damaged. A narration provides background information within each death-story, which all end with titles that are puns on popular figures of speech.
Sound Effects Used[]
- Dick De Benedictis Music
- H-B CARTOON - ZING IN AND CRASH
- H-B SLIDE, CARTOON - FIDDLE SLIDE UP, SHORT 03
- Hollywoodedge, Baby Crying Slowly PE144001
- Hollywoodedge, Bird Hawk Single Scre PE020801/Hawk Screech Single AT082901
- Hollywoodedge, Bone Crunch Hard WetB PE247201
- Hollywoodedge, Bullet Ricochet OffH PE096801 (reversed)
- Hollywoodedge, Cow Moo SS022201
- Hollywoodedge, Cow Moo SS022202
- Hollywoodedge, Crash Metal Shatter PE110101
- Hollywoodedge, Crash Metal Shatter PE110401
- Hollywoodedge, Crash Skid Imp Shatte PE111101
- Hollywoodedge, Crash Train Car Mix PE111601
- Hollywoodedge, Crunchy Fist Impact PE247301/Kick Body Hit 4 Thud Cr PE101601
- Hollywoodedge, Debris Crash Crashes TE023201
- Hollywoodedge, Elephant Trumpeting PE024801 (7th trumpet)
- Hollywoodedge, Explosion No Debris EXP020101
- Hollywoodedge, Gasps Male Exhale Inh PE131901
- Hollywoodedge, Grunt 3 Male Strained PE132301
- Hollywoodedge, Grunt 9 Male Strained PE132901
- Hollywoodedge, Grunt 12 Male Straine PE133201
- Hollywoodedge, Grunt 13 Male Straine PE133301
- Hollywoodedge, Leopard Snarl Wheeze AT012301
- Hollywoodedge, Metal Hits Metal Pipe FS010603
- Hollywoodedge, Police Wailer SirenI CT062701
- Hollywoodedge, Screams 3 Man Gutwren PE134401
- Hollywoodedge, Single Bullet Impact PE236401 (4th impact)
- Hollywoodedge, Sword Or Bayonet Juic PE102301
- Hollywoodedge, Whistling Wind Mediu PE032901/Wind Cold Whistle BT022801
- SKYWALKER HIGH-PITCHED POW SOUND (Heard in the death "I-Boned".)
- SKYWALKER LIGHTSABER SOUND (Heard in the death "No Guts, All Gory".)
- SKYWALKER, ROAR - GODZILLA-LIKE ROAR (Can be heard approx. 7 times in the death "Game Stopped".)
- SoundDogs, Sparks, Explosive, Zaps, Violent
- Sound Ideas, ALARM, CAR - DISARM CAR ALARM, AUTO
- Sound Ideas, ALARM, CAR - SET CAR ALARM, AUTO
- Sound Ideas, ALARM, BURGLAR - BURGLAR ALARM GOING OFF
- Sound Ideas, ALARM, DISTRESS - PERSONAL DISTRESS ALARM GOING OFF
- Sound Ideas, ANIMAL, CREATURE - LARGE ANIMAL DEATH SCREAM
- Sound Ideas, AUTO, LINCOLN - EXTERNAL: HORN, LONG BLAST, CLOSE UP, CONTINENTAL, GMC
- Sound Ideas, BIRD, CROW - COMMON CROW: CALLS, ANIMAL
- Sound Ideas, BIRD, MEADOWLARK - WESTERN MEADOWLARK: SINGING, ANIMAL
- Sound Ideas, BIRD, ROOSTER - MORNING CALL, ANIMAL 01
- Sound Ideas, BITE, CARTOON - BONE BITE
- Sound Ideas, BODYFALL, HUMAN - BODYFALL ON DIRT 02 (Series 6000)
- Sound Ideas, BOING, CARTOON - BOINK AND WIGGLE
- Sound Ideas, BOING, CARTOON - HOYT'S BOING
- Sound Ideas, BOING, CARTOON - TROMBOING
- Sound Ideas, BOINK, CARTOON - BOINK 01
- Sound Ideas, BOINK, CARTOON - HOYT'S BOINK
- Sound Ideas, BUBBLES, MUD - HEAVY, THICK MUD POT BUBBLES, BOIL
- Sound Ideas, BUBBLES, MUD - THICK, GLOPPY MUD BUBBLES, BOIL (Used often in the x-ray sequences when a liquid or blood begins boiling.)
- Sound Ideas, CAMERA - 35 MM SLR WITH AUTO WINDER: SINGLE SHOT
- Sound Ideas, CAMERA, FLASH - ELECTRONIC FLASH: FLASH POP AND CHARGING WHINE
- Sound Ideas, CARTOON - FAST HITS, FIGHT
- Sound Ideas, CARTOON, SLIDE - MEDIUM VIOLIN SLIDE DOWN
- Sound Ideas, COMEDY, ACCENT - BIG HORN: SINGLE BLOW
- Sound Ideas, COMEDY, ACCENT - HALLOWEEN MUSIC, PERCUSSION (last part only)
- Sound Ideas, COMEDY, ACCENT - WHOOP WHISTLE: SHORT
- Sound Ideas, COUNTRY, DAY - BIRDS, CRICKETS, STEADY BREEZE, AMBIENCE
- Sound Ideas, COW - SINGLE MOO, ANIMAL 02
- Sound Ideas, COW - SINGLE MOO, ANIMAL 04
- Sound Ideas, COW - SINGLE MOO, ANIMAL 06
- Sound Ideas, DOOR, BELL - SINGLE RING
- Sound Ideas, ELECTRICITY, ARCING - ELECTRICAL HUM AND BUZZ WITH ARCING
- Sound Ideas, ELECTRICITY, SPARK - HIGH VOLTAGE SPARK, ELECTRICAL 01
- Sound Ideas, ELECTRICITY, SPARK - HIGH VOLTAGE SPARK, VERY LARGE, ELECTRICAL
- Sound Ideas, ELECTRICITY, SPARK - HIGH VOLTAGE SPARKS, CONTINUOUS ARCING, ELECTRICAL 01
- Sound Ideas, ELECTRONIC - MAGICAL ENERGY BURST
- Sound Ideas, EXPLOSION - LARGE EXPLOSION 07
- Sound Ideas, EXPLOSION - SMALL BLAST, DIRT DEBRIS, SCI FI
- Sound Ideas, FART - LARGE FART, HUMAN 01
- Sound Ideas, FEEDBACK - FEEDBACK BURSTS FROM P.A. SYSTEM
- Sound Ideas, FIRE, BALL - IMPACT AND LARGE FIRE BURST, RUMBLE
- Sound Ideas, GONG - GONG, HARD HIT, MUSIC, PERCUSSION
- Sound Ideas, HIT, CARTOON - HEAVY TIMP RISE
- Sound Ideas, HIT, CARTOON - PEEONG
- Sound Ideas, HIT, CARTOON - ZIP AND HEAVY THUMP
- Sound Ideas, HOP, CARTOON - DOUG'S FUNNY HOP, LONG
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - BLOOD SPLAT, HUMAN 01
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - BLOOD SPLAT, HUMAN 02
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - BODY SQUISHING AND CRUSHING, HUMAN 02
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - HEAD CRUNCH, HUMAN 03
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - HEAD CRUNCH, HUMAN 04
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - HEAD CRUNCH, HUMAN 05
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - HEAD CRUNCH, HUMAN 06
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - HEAD CRUNCH, HUMAN 07
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - 'INSIDES' SPLAT, HUMAN 01
- Sound Ideas, HORROR - 'INSIDES' SPLAT, HUMAN 02
- Sound Ideas, HOSPITAL - HEART MONITOR: 76 BPM
- Sound Ideas, HOSPITAL - HEART MONITOR: 'FLAT LINE'
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GASP - GASP: FEMALE 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GASP - GASP: FEMALE 02
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GASP - GASP: FEMALE 03
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GASP - GASP: MALE 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GASP - GASP: MALE 02
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GROAN - GROAN: FEMALE 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GROAN - GROAN: MALE 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GROAN - GROAN: MALE 02
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, GROAN - GROAN AND MOAN: FEMALE
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, SCREAM - SCREAM: FEMALE, HORROR 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, SCREAM - SCREAM: FEMALE, HORROR 04
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, YELL - YELL: MALE 01
- Sound Ideas, HUMAN, YELL - YELL: MALE 02
- Sound Ideas, KETTLE, STOVE TOP - HEAT WATER, BOIL, STEAM WHISTLE IN STOVE TOP KETTLE
- Sound Ideas, METAL, HIT - METAL IMPACT: SHARP RIPPING CRUNCH 02/SoundDogs, Metal, Rip, Crush, Hit, Glass
- Sound Ideas, METAL, SQUEAK - LARGE SHIP LISTING 02
- Sound Ideas, MONSTER - ROAR, ANIMAL 06
- Sound Ideas, MONSTER - ROAR, ANIMAL 07 (Heard once in a slightly higher pitch in the death "Game Stopped".)
- Sound Ideas, MONSTER - ROAR, ANIMAL 08
- Sound Ideas, PINBALL - PINBALL MACHINE: LONG PLAY, ARCADE
- Sound Ideas, POP, CARTOON - SQUISH POP
- Sound Ideas, POTTERY - CLAY POT: BREAK, CRASH, SMASH 02
- Sound Ideas, ROCK, WATER - ROCK: SPLASH INTO WATER 01
- Sound Ideas, SIREN - 'WAIL' SIREN, POLICE, AMBULANCE, FIRE TRUCK 01
- Sound Ideas, SKID, CARTOON - BROKEN SKID
- Sound Ideas, SLIDE, CARTOON - FAST SLIDE UP AND DOWN 02
- Sound Ideas, SLIDE, CARTOON - FIDDLE SLIDE AND QUICK RUN UP
- Sound Ideas, SQUEAK, RUBBER - RUBBING
- Sound Ideas, SQUEEZE, CARTOON - HORN SQUEEZE, LONG
- Sound Ideas, SQUISH, SLIME - VARIOUS SLIME SQUISHES AND OOZES, HORROR
- Sound Ideas, TAKE, CARTOON - FUNNY RUN UP TAKE
- Sound Ideas, TWANG, CARTOON - HOYT'S BOW TWANG
- Sound Ideas, TYPEWRITER - ELECTRIC: TYPING, NORMAL MODE, OFFICE 01
- Sound Ideas, WHISTLE - PEA WHISTLE: MEDIUM BLOW, POLICE
- Sound Ideas, ZIP, CARTOON - BIG WHISTLE ZING OUT
- WB CARTOON, HEAD SHAKE - TROMBONE GOBBLE
- Wilhelm Scream