Talk:Dora the Explorer/@comment-34974330-20180623230640

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dora the Explorer. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of geography most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Dora's cheery outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Octavio Paz literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of her jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dora the Explorer truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in her signature catchphrase "Vamos amigos!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz's Mexican poem The Dream. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chris Gifford's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dora the Explorer tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.