Thread:Jacobjohn55/@comment-26894341-20190413184336

Teacher: OK Students, free time! You can either play a board game, play on a PC, or watch Akeelah & The Bee.

Me: Meh, I'm bored, I'm gonna play on my PC.

(Plays game on computer, until the movie blasts hip-hop music from the big-ass speaker)

Me: Hey!!! Turn that sh*t down!!!! I'm in the middle of a game!!!

Teacher: Hush! Your yelling is more disturbing than the hip hop music in the movie!

Me: ......................actually.....................this song is kinda catchy!

(HE School Bell Plays from Movie)

Me: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT DAMN SCHOOL BELL GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I gotta get some headphones from the library so I can hear the game instead of the earraping movie.

(Does that, then returns)

Mother: Ok kids, were going out

(Meanwhile in the game, Papa's Bakeria...)

Cherissa: (Tells the waitress. customized to look like Daiyousei, what she wants from the menu) I'll have: Me: JEEZ, your gonna become red from all those cherries.
 * Chocolate Chip Crust
 * Cherry Filling
 * Cherry Filling
 * Cherry Filling
 * Cherry Filling
 * Lattice Top
 * Cherry Drizzle (All Over)
 * 8 Whipped Cream Dollops (Inner Ring)
 * 12 Cherries (Outer Ring)

(Suddenly, snap back to reality - the movie cuts back to the school, once again triggering the PE School Bell)

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!

Teacher: Why are you leaving us? This is your class reward!

Me: Uh, I don't feel like being here anyways. I'm not able to concentrate with all the background noise! I wanna go to the library NOW!!!!

Teacher: Alright.

(Goes to library)

Me: (Runs in, checks out a new book, then falls to the ground)

Me: (Breaths, then talks to himself) It's ok Nicole, calm down, it's just a bell...

Me: I better do something to get me untraumatized. Oh! That reminds me! There's a new YouTube video today, maybe that will help me feel better.

(Watches video)

Teacher: (bursts in) OK, get back in! The movie is getting more and more intense!

Me: Dammit! (returns, but hears the PE school bell play again when Akeelah returns to school

Me: (Commits Suicide by Stabbing Myself with Scissors from a Craft Project) 