Talk:The Secret Life of Pets (2016)/@comment-26894341-20181208160209

Teacher: Okay students, we are going to watch The Secret Life of Pets for our reward time!

Student: OH GOD! Cats Two Angry Yowls is a running gag in this movie! The Grinch movie they made also exploits these yowls too! I'm outta here!

(leaves classroom)

Teacher: HEY!!! Where do you think YOU'RE going? Get your butt back in this classroom!!!

Student: But the cat screeches are F*CKING ANNOYING!!!!

Teacher: I don’t care! You will watch this movie like the rest of the class whether you like it or not!

(Student pushes TV which falls and breaks)

Students: *GASP*

Teacher: THAT’S IT!!!! TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!!!!

Student: SAYS THE IDIOT WHO WANTS TO EAR RAPE ME WITH CATS TWO ANGRY YOWLS!!!

Students: Ooooooooooooh

Some Other Student: WORLD STAR!!!!

Teacher: UH NO!!! I JUST GOT ROASTED!!!! (faints)

(And they all danced to Suika's theme and lived happily ever after!)