Talk:Hanna-Barbera Sound Effects Library/@comment-19403-20180716000255/@comment-37519667-20181119192928


 * SNIFF*...............you..........YOU WERE RIGHT!!!! I SHOULD'VE ACCEPTED THESE SOUND EFFECTS!!! WHY?!??! WILEY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! IM SO SORRY I REJECTED YOUR FAVORITES!!!! *CONTINOUS CRYING IN AGONY*

'Wiley: ....please don't be sad, little boy. I really should've let you choose not to, but now you want to?'

'Me: YES. Whoever's been watching Hanna-Barbera cartoons for the sounds IS TOTALLY LYING!!!!'

'Wiley: Okay then. Just don't cry hysterically in front of me.'

'Me: ......but I THOUGHT YOU WERE A NICE GUY!!! JUST GIVE ME SOME WE HAPPY FEW PILLS!! PLEASE!!!!!!'

'Wiley: What? We Happy Few? I didn't know that.'

'Me: EVEN 7 GRAND DAD IS CRYIN' BECAUSE OF YOU!!! IT'S ALL MY GOD-DARN FAULT!!!!!'

Wiley: 7 Grand Dad?

'Me: YES!!! NOW ALL I HAVE FOR CARGO IS JUST THESE SOUND EFFECTS!!!! WHYY-HY-HY-HYYYYYYY??!!?! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! OH ALLAH THE ALMIGHTY, MOST GRACIOUS & MOST MERCIFUL, ASHAMED I ADMIT THAT I HAVE SINNED!!!!!'

'Wiley: Why are you really saying that stuff in front of me? I wanna understand it.'

'Me: IT'S JUST THE ARABIC STUFF I SPEAK AT HOME WITH MY LEBANESE-IMMIGRANT FAMILY!! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT WE NEEDED A VISITOR VISA TO GET TO CANADA?!??!!! NOW MY LIFE, MY BLESSED LIFE OF LOVE AND UNIQUE INTERESTS, IS IN RUINS!!! YOU CAN JUST BLAME THAT PATHETIC FRED FLINTSTONE AND HIS CREATORS FOR THIS!!!!'

'Wiley: Please! Stop with the crying! I know these are annoying but still, you gotta get used to them!'

'Me: FOR WHAT CURSED PURPOSE??! IF I HADN'T EVEN WRITTEN THESE WORDS THEN YOU'D BE COMING TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND BEAT ME UP!!'

'Wiley: What?! I'd never do that to you; I'm a good guy!'

Me: I UNDERSTAND THAT ON BEHALF OF YOU AND YOUR SOUL, BUT I'M STILL TIRED OF HAVING TO SEE YOU GET INTO THE CHIMNEY JUST TO HUNT DOWN 3 PIGS WHEN YOU SUDDENLY GET COVERED IN SOOT!

Wiley: Oh, I remember that.

'Me: NOW IT'S HAPPENED ONCE, YOU COULDN'T PAY THE PRICE!!! I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO RAKE YOU 'ACROSS THE COALS!!!!!'

*RUNS AWAY AND INTO THE ELEVATOR TO GET BACK HOME*

Wiley: ....well, I guess it's more to the way we use these audial creations in our videos than meets the ear.

'you wanna reply to me, wiley? if you want to, you may. I should've apologized for that insult I sent you......I was foolish, I had sinned. Please, just forgive me! I know I like you, and you like me, but I haven't yet proved to you that these sounds are important. You thought they were a cornerstone for the audial advancement of the modern cartoon race. PLEASE!! JUST GIVE ME A HUG AND REPLY!!! OKAY? *sniff*......okay.....i still like you, though......goodbye...................'