Thread:WikiExpertXV/@comment-12684213-20181127022201/@comment-26894341-20181215040557

Hotheart123 wrote: NO NO FUCK FUCK NO FUCK NO NO FUCK NO FUCK FUCK NO FUCK NO NO FUCK NO NO NO FUCK NO NO. THAT WAS THE FINAL FUCKING ATTACK IN THE WHOLE GAME! THIS MEANS WAR, UTSUHO. THIS MEANS FUCKING WAR.

I HATE YOU UTSUHO I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I WAS DOING SO WELL, MY HEART WAS POUNDING AND I WAS THINKING THAT I WAS GOING TO WIN SOMEHOW, BUT NOPE. 99% REFLOWERING TYPE FAILURE. YOU FUCKING KILLED ME AND MY 1CC ON HELL'S ARTIFICIAL SUN WHEN YOU HAD A SLIVER OF HEALTH LEFT.

Wanna know how much I hate Touhou 11 compared to the other games, just for its STUPID FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A NORMAL MODE?! IT JUST PISSES ME OFF HOW MY ANGER ISSUES WILL TEAR THE FUCK OUT OF MY SANITY AFTER STAGE 3 BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT I'LL HAVE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S DRAINING MY LIVES AND BOMBS!" RUNNING THROUGH MY GOD DAMN HEAD ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE FUCKING FIFTH STAGE BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU REALLY NEED A FUCKING HIGH STOCK OF BOMBS AND LIVES. ORIN RIVALS CLOWNPIECE FOR THE HARDEST FUCKING STAGE 5 BOSS IN THE SERIES (AND DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED WITH THOSE FUCKING THIRD SPELLCARD SHE HAS AND CARD NUMBER 1ST MIDBOSS). HELL, IT'S NOT JUST ORIN. COMPARED TO THE BENBEN SISTERS, SATORI IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK! DURING THIS FUCKING RUN THAT MADE ME BLOW MY TOP OFF, I WENT FROM SIX SPARE LIVES TO BARELY ONE BECAUSE OF STAGES 4 AND 5. THIS GAME, COMPARED TO DDC, UFO, AND ARGUABLY EVEN LEGACY OF LUNATIC KINGDOM, IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING UNFORGIVING AND UNFORGIVABLE. IT'S AS IF ZUN DECIDED TO SHOVE ROTTEN EGGS, ONE GRAM OF SKUNK MUSK, AND CITRIC ACID (That stuff inside Oranges and lemons) INTO A MIXING BOWL AND BLEND THE FUCK OUT OF IT, THEN POUR IT INTO THE PLAYER'S EYES AND EXPECT THEM TO DODGE BULLETS, THE VOLATILE MIXTURE REPRESENTING THE WEAK BOMB SYSTEM AND OVERDOSE OF BULLETS. BY THE FUCKING WAY, THE STAGES I HATE MOST ARE 4 AND 5 BECAUSE I SWEAR THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS AND SWEAR AND LOSE ALL OF YOUR GOD DAMN LIVES AND BOMBS.

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

That's fucking it Utsuho I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to beat the living god damn shit out of you until you cry and then I'm going to shove your head in a garbage disposal and then I'm going to nurse you back to health as soon as you're close to dying and I'm going to torture you in the worst ways possible before crucifying you and laughing maniacally as I pound each rusty iron nail into your hands and feet and I will sit there and watch you suffer as you have made me suffer, only difference being my anguish was mental, yours will be physical. So, does nobody care about my situation?