Talk:The Warlords (2007)/@comment-35881647-20190220143753

Teacher: Okay class, today we are going to watch The Warlords. As part of this, you will learn about the Chinese dynasty and the three men who fought against the other dynasty.

Student: Well. I hope this doesn't have any sound effects that may be overused.

(The teacher puts the DVD in and the movie plays.)

(During the first few minutes of the film.)

Student: Hey, looks like we're doing good so far!

(Two minutes later, Sound Ideas, HORSE - INTERIOR: WHINNY, ANIMAL 02 plays suddenly.)

Student: WTH!?! WHY SOUND IDEAS HORSE INTERIOR WHINNY TWO IN THIS FREAKING FILM!?

(Few minutes later, the same sound effect plays repetitively.)

Student: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHO IS THEIR IDEA TO PLAY THIS EAR-PIERCING HORSE SOUND EFFECT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!? IT'S HURTING MY EARS!!!!

Teacher: Well, I'm putting you to detention because of-

(The students blasts the TV with a bazooka.)

Teacher: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU BLAST THE TV WITH YOUR BAZOOKA!? THAT'S IT? GET OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM RIGHT NOW!

Student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Runs out of the classroom.)