Talk:McDougal Littell - World History: Ancient Civilizations (Audiobook)/@comment-26894341-20180915204830

Teacher: Ok students, take your seats, we are going to listen to the McDougal Littel Audiobook and read the Saraswati Earthquake story in our textbook!

Student: *sigh* OK...

(later)

Textbook Audio: Screams rise from the street. (Screams 2 Single plays)

Student: !!! - Something's fishy.

Textbook. The scene outside is shocking. (Irritating disturbing baby cry noise plays)

Student: GAAAASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ducks under table and reads textbook while plugging ears)

Teacher: Hey you! Get back in your seat!

Student: Why?

Teacher: It's not that bad!

Student: But you played that demonic baby cry! That's just as bad as you not letting me avoid it!

Teacher: Calm down and get back in your seat.

(later, Textbook audio ends, and so did the reading)

Teacher: OK! We will replay the audiobook again while we answer questions!

Student: Um Teacher, May I please use the bathroom?

Teacher: No you may not. You will stay here and work on the answer sheet like the rest of the class is doing.

Student: BUT I REALLY GOTTA GO!!!! I'M ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS!!!!

Teacher: I said no!!!

Student: If you don’t make me go to the bathroom, I will destroy that PC playng the audiobook!!!!

Teacher: If you plan on destroying my teaching PC, I will have you pay every cent out of your pocket for a new PC, as well as expulsion!!!

Student: Or I can just do this...

(takes audiobook disc out of PC tray, then snaps the disc in half)

Teacher: *Gasp* THATS IT, YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL FOREVER!!!

Student: SAYS THE IDIOT THAT WANTS TO LURE ME INTO HEARING ANNOYING SFX BY USING THESE SO CALLED EDUCATIONAL MEDIAS!!!!

Other Students: Ooooooooooooohhhhh.

Teacher: NOOOOOOOO!!! I'M BEING ROASTED!! *dies*

Student: (At the whiteboard) Class is out for the rest of the final period of school!

Other Students: (GASP HEAVILY) HOORAY!!!

And they all danced to Red Zone and lived happily ever after...until school came back.