Talk:Nova ScienceNow/@comment-34974330-20180915183339

Teacher: Ok students, take your seats, we are going to watch Nova ScienceNow!

Student: Um Teacher, May I please use the bathroom?

Teacher: No you may not. You will stay here and watch the video like the rest of the class is doing.

Student: BUT I REALLY GOTTA GO!!!! IM ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS!!!!

Teacher: I said no!!!

Student: If you don’t make me go to the bathroom, I will destroy that TV!!!!

Teacher: If you plan on destroying the school’s TV, I will have you pay every cent out of your pocket for a new TV, as well as expulsion!!!

Student: Or I can just do this...

(takes disc out of tray, then snaps the disc in half)

Teacher: *Gasp* THATS IT, YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL FOREVER!!!

Student: SAYS THE IDIOT THAT WANTS TO LURE ME INTO HEARING ANNOYING SFX BY WATCHING THESE SO CALLED EDUCATIONAL SHOWS!!!!

Other Students: Ooooooooooooohhhhh.